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Post 5 of 5 in the Funny Tinder Series
Tinder is the biggest dating website out there.
The ranges from people looking for a quick fling to Serious relationships.
Whenever you think that Tinder can’t surprise us all, somehow it really surprises with its new fails.
Messages that users write can be terrifying and funny at the same time.
But there aren’t just messages that surprise us, there are also users’ profiles that can be pretty shocking, and there are profiles that can be quite cute.
Check out the list of the best tinder cringes ever.
1. Bloody Mary
Or as I call her winax lady.
Imagine the girl that is wine, Xanax, and drama lover at the same time.
I don’t think this lady will ever find her perfect match considering her bio.
It may be possible if her perfect match is a Prozac guy.
Good luck, Mary Winax!
2. A pain in the back
Should this guy visit a doctor, chiropractic, or just be blocked on Tinder.
This wasn’t funny at all Mister Pain in the back.
Or should I rename you, Mister Pain in the ass?
3. Tinder is not a joke either
The father of this girl’s child must be 12 000 miles away now.
Potential fathers, do not respond!
4. Hey, teachers, leave these kids alone!
Okay, honestly, this is a very cool teacher.
If I was him, I would give her an A.
Or, I would make him give me an A.
Stay at school and don’t blackmail your teachers.
5. Well, nice to meet you!
How weird is this?!
Your match’s Mom is texting you.
Is the problem in his Mom, himself, or both?
Better run, girl!
Your big fat marriage is already there!
6. Travis the Truck
Okay, Travis, we can see that you really love your truck.
Question for you: are you looking for a girlfriend or you are looking for Miss Truck?
And why in the Earth did you put that huge handsome vehicle for your profile picture?!
7. That’s one sexy hat!
I have to admit that this guy acted cool, and he was funny.
But, what about the girl who swiped right?
Have you EVER seen a nice hat in your life?
Thumbs up for you, Hatman!
8. The Big bang Theory
All right, Sheldon Cooper, apologize to this young lady!
9. Liar, liar, pants on fire!
I’m just going to pass on another Tinder cringe because the picture is already speaking for itself.
10. Grammar is important
Be wise, but write your words more wisely.
Maybe, she was just cranky that day.
11. Prison Break
Sorry, Michael Scofield, it’s 2020.
Your TV show is over years ago!
12. Touch down!
Ouch! That hurts!
This package is very important.
What a nice offer from this delivery company.
You must be proud of your services.
14. Sincerely yours
There are a bunch of stupid profiles like this one on Tinder.
It’s not funny, it’s not interesting, it’s not bald, and it’s not even cringe at all.
15. Pet missing
Everybody will be fascinated by this photo.
They will be sad at the same time because the pet is missing in this photo.
The owner is cute, but where is the dog?
16. A standup comedian
It’s hard to be a standup comedian, isn’t it?
Do you know why it is so hard for you to be a standup comedian?
Neither is this joke.
17. Tidy meaning
Verb tidy means bring order to or arrange neatly.
I think that we have to spell it for this girl.
Damn, girl, tidy your room before you post it on Tinder!
No one is watching your perfect skinny body.
No one can because it’s a mess.
18. Summertime sadness
It’s okay to be dead inside, but not wearing a seatbelt?!
You and I are over!
I can’t take it anymore!
19. Like a virgin
Shame on you because you look really normal and cute! Pity…
Or, your boyfriend wrote instead of you.
Hide your password better.
It’s not okay for him to ruin your status on Tinder.
20. Miss Apple Pie
Don’t mess with the girl who likes apples.
She can swallow you.
Like, for real.
21. Smart Investment
Milf or not, her Mom is probably hiding somewhere.
What’s her Dad opinion that his wife is a milf, and his daughter a potential one?
22. A Poet
Actually, this is pretty cool.
He is funny, smart, and he’s a poet.
What else do you, girls, want?
24. Copy paste match
25. Poets’ Battle
Picture worth a thousand words …
26. One way ticket
This Tinder user has a lot of fun.
He’s never bored.
27. Mr. Spooky
Hope you never make it!
This is creepy!
28. A gentleman
Girls always say that men are selfish.
They never remember birthdays or anniversaries.
Well, guess what?
This guy remembers, he knows.
This is great! Hilarious!
29. What’s your emergency?
Thanks God this guy is okay!
Good for him!
He put me in coma.
30. A toilet paper scenery
You, my man, have serious stomach problems, or heavy allergy.
Is this for real?
31. Devious maids
Excuse me, senora.
Dis is hola.
Are you serious?!
32. Pepsi girl
“Please, stop messaging me!” – said Coca Cola lover.
33. Online gambling
This one is pretty awesome.
A guy asked a girl for her number.
She gave him two numbers, one is hers, and the other one is her father’s.
34. Spelling can be dangerous
If you don’t have something smart to say, don’t say anything at all.
35. Sweet December
This was pretty clever move.
Burn, baby, burn!
37. Hey, hey!
Hey, hey, it’s not yay, yay! Sorry!
38. Picture of a marital life
The first impression is that these two young people have known each other for years.
They probably were in marriage in another life.
The less you talk, the better you act.
39. The Mighty Houdini
This one was Houdini’s kind of trick.
It could be smart, but it wasn’t.
Tinder fails are really hurt these poor guy feelings.
The final word on Tinder Fails
In case I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.